the signs in the 2016 clownpocalypse

• aries: unaffected by clowns, just here to have a good time
• taurus: clown bait
• gemini: probably will be fine but dont let a clown sneak up on you
• cancer: generally amicable to clowns, but willing to throw down if the situation calls for it
• leo: susceptible to clowns
• virgo: clown hunter
• libra: will prosecute clowns to the fullest extent of the law
• scorpio: immune to clowns, does not put up with their foolishness
• sagittarius: incredibly susceptible to clowns
• capricorn: a clown
• aquarius: gets along surprisingly well with clowns, doesnt see what the big deal is
• pisces: unfortunately as a pisces has never been observed interacting with a clown we have no idea how a pisces/clown conflict would shake out